Easily Amused

::This post is dedicated to my friend from whom I am protecting you all.::

I picked up a new umbrella today. I decided to actually get a nice one for a change, so that it would be with me for a while. So I get home, and I'm looking at the release button, (it's the standard sized folding umbrella) and notice that there's an up arrow, AND a down arrow! Now, my curiosity piqued, I pop the slip cover off and open it; nice and smooth. Then, I press said button again, and WAP, the sucker closes down! All I have to do is slide it back down the shaft! It's a good thing that there was no-one home at the time, because they would have found me giggling like an idiot in my room, repeatedly opening and closing an umbrella for a good five minutes. Oh god, now I want to play with it more...

*ps. I hav been duly informed of the sexual connotations of this post, and well... you can all just sit there and wank it, if that's your thing... otherwise, get your minds outta the gutter for 2 sex! hehe*